2004-07-08
A memory from a Saturday long past (transcribed by me from old footage.)
They're doin' push-ups in Peoria, they're joggin' in L.A. They're exercisin' everything, in lots of crazy ways. But take it from The Chopper, 'ay The Chopper yeah that's me: If you want to have great choppers, exercise your teeth. Exercise those choppers really chew, chew, chew. Exercise those choppers on some good hard food. Your molars grind. Your canines tear. Incisors bite right though. So exercise those choppers on some good hard food. Pumpernickel. Carrot sticks. Crunchy fruits and nuts. Things you really have to chew will make your choppers tough. So take it from The Chopper, 'cause choppers know it's true. Exercise is great but exercise your choppers too. Hey Chopper, how about running a few laps with us? Hey later man, I'm eatin' a celery stick. This is hard exercise.... from the ABC Health and Nutrition Commercials (Series)